We’ve been here now a few short weeks,
But now its come to an end,
Thank goodness says boss Lauren,
Cos she’s going round the bend.
She taught us how to talk,
She taught us how to speak,
We can do it all by now,
No need to be mild and meek.
Do it out loud she always says,
It’s resonance that I seek,
Frightened some of the residents here,
It even made some leak.
Thank you Lauren for every class,
We know full well we’re a pain in the ass,
May you get stronger and stronger in the work that you do,
And help many more people who will look up to you.
